Having trouble finding that perfect patio table that mixes aesthetics and eccentricity? Longing for that unique piece that says ‘one of a kind’ and ‘what was I thinking?’
Are you ready for patio furniture both comfortable and chaotic that invites your guests to a surrealistic soiree they will never forget?
Welcome to the world of Salvador Dali Patio Designs.
Dali’s signature piece, his Nymph Skull Picnic Tableaux (pictured, as seen from above) recently won the prestigious ? Prix for Most Disturbingly Erotic Seasonal Table at the Baal Awards for Introspective Design and Psychotherapy in Oslo, Norway.
Combining elegant ergonomics and hallucinatory hysteria, Dali’s 1950’s era human form table is a conversation piece like no other; (just try shutting it up if you place a hot fondue pot on it without a coaster).
Although it remains untouched as a spectacular addition to any patio, it’s one drawback is it’s rather high maintenance factor, as the table tends to shrink dramatically if undernourished.
Despite this, the unconventional design has stood the test of time, as the table’s universally sultry appeal and unmatched ability to blend seamlessly with virtually any style makes it de rigeur for your outdoor setting.
Whether you’re planning an anxiety ridden Summer get together for family or friends, or just want to kick back and enjoy a nightmarish vision of orgiastic tension this Fall, look no further than the Spanish master of the macabre.
His sales pitch remains unquestionably true; Salvador Dali Patio Designs really do offer more madness for the money. Available wherever fine furniture and dementia abound.
by Jim Ramphal
Funny!
You’re just saying that ’cause it’s true!
Congratulations, Jim on this fantastic post! Looking forward to more..